Beni-Burn Benny – Benidorm Edition | Garbage Pail Lads T-Shirt

Say hello to Beni-Burn Benny – the bloke who thought sun cream was “for wimps” and now looks like a microwaved tomato.

This scorched addition to our Garbage Pail Lads – Benidorm Edition collection captures Benny mid-meltdown: peeling skin, crispy shoulders, and a massive grin that says “I’m fine, honest!” while his mates draw inappropriate things on his face with marker.

Backstory

Benny hit the beach at 9am with a can of lager and no SPF, declaring, “I don’t burn, I bronze.” Six hours later, he was redder than a lobster in a tanning bed, sipping warm lager through cracked lips and blaming the sun for “being a bit aggressive today.” Now banned from poolside selfies after blistering the lens on three phones.

Product Highlights

• Exclusive Garbage Pail Lads – Benidorm Edition artwork
• Printed on high-quality, breathable Uneek UC301 T-shirts
• Sizes from S to 5XL – even for the heavily blistered
• Perfect for stag dos, holidays, or roasting in the beer garden
• Proudly printed in the UK by DTFX

Want to personalise it? Add a name, location, or group name for that extra “lads on tour” energy.

Care

Machine washable – just don’t tumble dry if you’re already burnt.