Description
Don’t Panic! It’s Christmas!
A startled moustached officer wearing a military cap and Santa hat while dropping a towering stack of Christmas presents. With its colourful Christmas detailing and easy-to-spot slogan, this funny black Christmas jumper brings a dash of TV nostalgia to the festive season.
The design references Dad’s Army. Ideal for anyone whose family Christmas feels like a military operation gone wonderfully wrong. This is independent comedy-inspired artwork, not official merchandise. It is not licensed, endorsed or affiliated with the programme, film, characters, performers or rights holders. Permission or an appropriate rights review is needed before this draft may be published.
Garment and print details
- Sweatshirt: Uneek UC203 Classic black unisex adult crewneck
- Fabric: 50% cotton and 50% polyester, 300gsm brushed-finish fabric
- Finish: Lycra ribbed collar, cuffs and hem with twin-needle stitching
- Printing: full-colour DTF artwork on the front, plain back
- Sizes we offer: S, M, L, XL, XXL and XXXL only
- Planned price: £18 including VAT for all six sizes; the purchasable price and variations will be configured separately
- Printed in: Washington, Tyne & Wear
Uneek UC203 size guide – our available size range
The body chest values show approximate chest circumference to fit; the garment half-chest is the sweatshirt measured flat across the chest, not around it. Compare the flat width with a sweatshirt you already own.
| Size | Body chest (in) | Body chest (approx cm) | Garment half-chest flat (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 38–40 | 97–102 | 52 |
| M | 40–42 | 102–107 | 56 |
| L | 42–44 | 107–112 | 60 |
| XL | 44–46 | 112–117 | 63.5 |
| XXL | 46–48 | 117–122 | 66 |
| XXXL | 50–52 | 127–132 | 71 |
Body inches and garment half-chest widths follow Uneek’s UC203 chart; centimetres are approximate conversions. Uneek’s own 3XL cm line is inconsistent with its 50–52in recommendation, so the inch-to-cm conversion is shown instead. Official Uneek product measurements. On a mobile, scroll the table sideways.
When to wear it
Pair this festive comedy sweatshirt with jeans for Christmas jumper day, office parties, family get-togethers, pub nights and silly secret-Santa gifts. The bold print and classic black fabric help the artwork stand out in group photographs.
Wash and care
Wash the printed sweatshirt inside out at 30°C with similar colours. Do not iron directly over the printed design and always follow the sewn-in garment care label. The print care advice differs from the blank garment’s higher manufacturer temperature.
Delivery, collection and returns
UK delivery and free Washington collection are available where displayed at checkout. Printed-to-order items need production time, particularly near Christmas; check delivery and collection information and contact us before ordering for a fixed event date. Statutory consumer rights remain in place for faulty or incorrectly described items. See our terms and conditions.
Browse all Christmas jumpers, see our funny festive jumpers or create your own printed jumper.
Frequently asked questions
Which sizes do you sell?
S, M, L, XL, XXL and XXXL only; sizes will become selectable after WooCommerce variations are configured and stock status is checked.
Is the jumper knitted?
No. It is a classic black brushed-finish crewneck sweatshirt with DTF-printed front artwork, rather than a knitted pattern.
Is the artwork on the back?
No, the back is plain black.
Is this official Dad’s Army merchandise?
No. This is an independently produced comedy-inspired design, not officially licensed or endorsed by any rights holder.
Can I collect from Washington?
Yes, where available at checkout. Please collect only after your order has been confirmed ready.
This is a digital product mockup. Exact printed scale may vary by garment size. Draft for approval only and subject to rights review before publication.
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